Google will launch Google glasses!

[viking60]

Google will launch googles! People are all looking down at small glass interfaces and texting or Facebooking og Googling or whatever. It is time to wear the stuff!
Behold the Google glasses:

Well those are Okley MP3 glasses but you get the idea?
Google will not confirm anything (because then MS might start blackmailing their customers or something), But i know it is true anyway because the New York times said so.

What I am a bit more unsure of is how to control the glasses but this is what I have heard:
Push your nose to enter Facebook.
Blink your eyes to enter Google and look at the letters to write a search.
Whistle to enter Twitter.
Navigate with your tongue on Google maps.

To enter MS mobile software - my sources are wage here - you can scratch your but...
Not sure though

[dedanna1029]

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Meh. I prefer the glasses that come in shot form, preferably filled with vodka or whisky or some such. It's honestly the best replacement for my trifocals.

Also, do we have an smiley for da raspberry that doesn't look like the guy's smiling so wide that he probably has red teeth, but rather has a visible tongue sticking out? I thought sarcasm was like, y'know... sarcastic (sorry, Boss)?

I suppose having a Batman's Joker-style smile would be cool, but I'd seriously love to use it when it's poker night instead.

See the similarities?

*sigh - The drawbacks of php.