From dedanna's best of the best:
badbanana wrote:My oldest daughter is now a teenager. I've prepared for this day by preemptively hating myself for the last 40 years.
badbanana wrote:The federal debt ceiling has been lifted by $1.9 trillion. I say we round up to $2 trillion and get Canada something nice.
badbanana wrote:Been a while since the last Pauly Shore movie. He must be trying to make it perfect.
And of course, my own personal favorite:
badbanana wrote:What I'm looking for in a tablet device is the ability to wirelessly scan my backside and email Congress from anywhere.