A man and his wife went for a drive. Unfortunately they ran out of gas. The man goes for help, but before he goes he sais to his wife that she must not open the doors for anyone, even known people. The doors should only be opened for him.
The wife listens to him, and does what he says. The doors are locked. When the man comes back the wife is dead and there is a stranger in the car.
How did she die? How did the stranger get in? Who is the stranger? The car is not damaged. (Muhaha ha)
An even greater mystery
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An even greater mystery
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Re: more mysteries
You said nothing about the windows... a window or four must've been open?
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Re: more mysteries
His evil twin brother ? 
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Every thing is locked even the windows. Now the evil twin Brother is an excellent suggestion and would explain why she opened. But no it is not even that.
(Muaha ha ha the evil mystery prevails in this wicked attack from deadanna and dubi sherlock grasu).
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Re: An even greater mystery
To clarify things - she did exactly what here husband told here. (Yes I constructed this artificial situation. All men out there know that is not realistic 
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Re: An even greater mystery
could the stranger be death itself 
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Re: An even greater mystery
gnuuser wrote:could the stranger be death itself
I thought of that also, but....man, if this is the answer, isn't a bit too fantastic?
I said let's see as an exercise... the wife closed shut every door and window and died suffocated and then Death came to took her and, and...and....naaah, that's too much
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Re: An even greater mystery
Not if you're an Odin-traditionalist. 
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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Re: An even greater mystery
dedanna1029 wrote:Not if you're an Odin-traditionalist.
Then everything is possible
...and if everything goes, as a Star Trek fan I say that the guy is just some annoyed Klingon beamed down by mistake. Qapla!
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dubigrasu wrote:Then everything is possible
Qapla!
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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Re: An even greater mystery
You may laugh all you want, but I think this is a strong possibility. Just imagine the Klingon's anger:
Hey, what kind of puny vessel is this?
OH...God, what an ugly woman! Hey, what's wrong with you?..you look so..flat! No, not THAT, stop kicking me...I mean the forehead, what's wrong with your forehead? Geez...
Have anything to eat around here? Chocolate bars?? Are you insulting me? Don't you have anything DECENT to eat, like worms or fresh blood?
What do you mean I smell bad?...Bath?...Soap? Are these some kind of weapons? No, I don't need an orthodontist...what?...no, I like my nails long....QUIT NAGGING MEEEE !!!!
And after a while:
By the ancients gods, how the heck do I open this door?
Or something like that anyway...
Hey, what kind of puny vessel is this?
OH...God, what an ugly woman! Hey, what's wrong with you?..you look so..flat! No, not THAT, stop kicking me...I mean the forehead, what's wrong with your forehead? Geez...
Have anything to eat around here? Chocolate bars?? Are you insulting me? Don't you have anything DECENT to eat, like worms or fresh blood?
What do you mean I smell bad?...Bath?...Soap? Are these some kind of weapons? No, I don't need an orthodontist...what?...no, I like my nails long....QUIT NAGGING MEEEE !!!!
And after a while:
By the ancients gods, how the heck do I open this door?
Or something like that anyway...
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Yeah, and imagine how many annoyed Klingons were beamed down by mistake too... hhmmm....
Yup, I'd be pissed.
Yup, I'd be pissed.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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